The Cat House on Pillars
So… I built a house for the stray cats who hang out in my front yard.
It’s a two-story “hotel” on top of a wooden pillar.
I cut an opening in the upper floor so the cats can jump up and down from the ground like little ninjas. There’s also a transparent acrylic lookout window so I can check on them (and yes, so they can judge me properly).
All four walls are double-layered semi-translucent PVC — warm inside, soft daylight everywhere.
The flat roof doubles as a rooftop playground and can be lifted off as one piece, which makes replacing blankets and vacuuming super easy.
Most outdoor cat houses have a doorway in the wall, so cold wind blasts right in.
In this design, the entrance hole is on the floor — so the cold air passes under the house instead of into it.
I tested it by placing a tealight candle inside the “Lounge” area.
Even with a breeze outside, the flame didn’t flicker.
And in the three-room layout, the wind protection was even better.
The temperature will keep falling, I know — but if the wind is weakened, their bodies will feel much warmer. That’s the hope.
When I installed it, the cats stared at me like:
“Oh great, the old man is doing weird stuff again.”
Nobody went inside. Not even a sniff.
But a few hours later?
Two of them were curled up together, sleeping like angels in the bigger room.
I almost melted on the spot. Totally worth the effort.
At this rate, maybe tomorrow or the next day I’ll have to hang a
“NO VACANCY” sign on the door.
If business keeps booming…
well — they’re happy, and I’m happy.
Everybody wins.
“Apologies, Your Furry Majesty — your devoted servant could not prepare a royal bathroom in time”
